Andrew the GIANT

boogie man

2009-05-13T23:18:00.000-07:00

I really should be doing homework.

Mos Def - Casa Bey

This that crack. I keep rewinding it to the beginning, where that bitch says "Boogie Man." (I only say bitch,because I don't know her real name.) and riiiiight after, Mos just spits all over that beat. Niggas Nasty. Watch it through.

See ya.

Play House

2009-05-07T17:17:00.000-07:00

Hello.

On Monday Dez and I took the kids to the Daly City Play House. I thought it was going to be a bust. I was wrong.

This is the sign your suppose to read before entering. Is it me, or does this get more and more sexual as you read.

I know, I have an immature mind, whatever nigga. Lets point out the highlights, No adults without a child ... What kind of weirdo goes into these things without children? Yeah, you guessed it, rapists, kidnappers and Melissa Huckaby. And knee pads? limited quantity? cmon. Free play sessions? ew.

This is the photo first we took, Yeah I'm just beastin' in the back, apparently Christopher is more excited than I was.

The slides are fast.

Feel me.
Monkey-ing around.
Dez served me in air hockey 3-7. In all honesty, I thought I was going to fuck her up.
Cassy catchin' some air.
Christopher trying to catch some air.
Me, catchin' some air.
Dez catchin' air.. Lightweight.
Chillin in the ball pit.
We buried Christopher.
Pt.2
Then I got buried.
That's somebody's sock.
I put it on Dez, after we buried her.

These are just some of the messages I get on XBOX Live when I fuck niggas up in that Call of Duty or Street Fighter. BlackCeasar36, Hi Hater, I see you.

I love it.. Have a good Thursday friends.

HOVA

2009-05-04T21:15:00.000-07:00

Check his swag.

C'est La Vie

2009-05-03T13:23:00.000-07:00

What's good?

I just want to put him on for one minute. You may already know about him, I just found out about him. His name is Levi Maestro, a 22 year old skater with a new found love for film making. His show is called Maestro Knows, and are a series of videos that give you a better perspective on his life in LA. His webisodes are all worth a watch, I found them insightful and entertaining. They feature such artists as Estevan Oriol, Anthony Hamilton, and Dom Kennedy. Check Maestro out after the jump. (via MaestroKnows.com)

I'm really into that last Yeezy joint at the end of that episode.

In other news, the Manny fight was yesterday. Everybody's blogging about it today.

I missed it. I've been looking forward to this fight for two weeks straight, and it was all I could think about yesterday. It was suppose to be the highlight of my weekend, I love Manny. To make a long story short, I went on HBO.com to watch "Manny VS Hatton 24/7" again. One of the banners on the website advertise the time and date of the fight. In gigantic font it says May 2nd 2009 9PM and in a minuscule font it says in parenthesis (6PM pacific time). Since I didn't catch that, I totally missed the fight.

This is how I felt the minute I found out the bout was over:
However, I still managed to get shit faced at Coach Pat's house. Moral of the story, always AND I mean ALWAYS, read the fine print.

Although the weather is gloomy, have a beautiful Sunday. Before I go I'll leave you with some music, let it blow your mind. Download & Enjoy.

Lenny Kravitz - Let Love Rule 2009 (Justice Remix)

If theres a camel up a hill then its Gong Li with me when I do.

2009-04-24T18:26:00.000-07:00

Don't you find it incredibly amazing how elementary it is to have a chance at becoming famous. 15 minutes of fame, whether it's on Flavor of Love or Youtube, you all can have your shot at fame. It's beautiful, regardless if you have talent or none at all, you'll still have your shot. Some find these "no talent having" people repulsive, others find it amusing. Me, I think its great, it's another form of entertainment for me, and at who's expense? Yours. Although people may criticize reality TV, or Youtube the bottom line is, it is what it is. Enjoy.

Whether your exploiting,

Yourself,

Your son,

Or your friend,

Millions of people will have seen it. And ultimately, the late Andy Warhol was right, "Everyone will be famous for 15 minutes."

Don't worry, I wont leave you guys empty handed. If you like online shopping as much as I do, you'll find this website among other websites very useful. "Retail me not" is a website dedicated to finding you online coupons at your favorite online stores. Even if this website doesn't carry the coupon of your choice, you can always Google all types of coupons, try it. Try typing in "the store of your choice" with coupon at the end and I promise something good is bound to come up.

Here are a couple of songs i've been diggin. Hope you dig them too. Slap these songs in a car ride on a sunny day, they wont let you down.

Drake ft. Trey Songz & Wayne - Successful

Ricky Ross - Throw em in the sky

DJ Class ft Kanye West - I'm the Shit the remix

Everyone, have a wonderful weekend. I will.

Hello World

2009-04-17T19:32:00.000-07:00

Today Dez and I decided to eat at Koi Palace down the street from my spot for some good ol' dim sum. After we got seated, it felt like straight chaos, usually when a restaraunt is in that type of "free for all" condition, we give the servers the benefit of the doubt. Ultimately, Koi Palace during lunch time is an every man for themselves, get what you can type place. The service is horrible, the food is alright at best, and frankly, if you can't speak a lick of Chinese you will, get hated on.

Final thoughts: Don't go there, even if a nigga gave it to you on the navigation..Don't go there! (during lunch time at least & there's exceptions, like if you're Chinese, you'd probably love that place)

During this whole outing, Pat and I were texting each other back and forth. Part of our conversation went like this,

Me: Dude, this shit is gay! Fuck this place.
Pat: Now that ur gone. Marien found roaches one time in her dimsum.
Me: Omg, thats fucking disgusting.
Pat: Not as disgusting as i'm gonna look when I buy this MF Doom mask online.
Me: AHAHAHAHAH, send me the link!

Pat ended up not copping the mask, but nevertheless it's dope. On one hand, the mask is $40 and we're in recession. On the other, you could be showing off to your friends or walking around the house lookin like a badass. You choose.

After Eating, Dez and I stopped off at BIG5. I wanted to go there because I wanted to buy all the important women in my life (Dez,Mom,Sister) a present. So, I bought these:

"Sabre Self Defense Spray" AKA Pepper spray. They come in 4 fashionable colorways. Royal Blue, True Red, Sunshine Yellow, and Baby pink (not shown). Honestly, I would recommend every woman to grab one. I dont give a fuck if you think you're Ne-Yo's Miss Independant, and say phrases like "I don't give a fuck, i'm a grown ass woman, I can handle my damn self." Bottom line, Pepper spray is a good investment. Ladies please, hop on it.

See ya.

P.S. I know the links don't work, I'm working on it.